That Kind of Person

by - 3:06:00 PM

I'm the kind of person that:
**shops at Albertson's just so I don't have to run into anybody I know in Wal-Mart.
**doesn't care how much crap the Ketchup lid has built up, I will not be the one to clean it out.
**refuses to step on the cracks in the sidewalk.
**will point out an awkward situation, before it's awkward, to avoid any uncomfortable feelings.
**will stack groceries 3 feet high on the counter if the checker doesn't move the belt fast enough.
**sits in the very far corner of the library so I don't have to make casual conversation.
**says goodbye on the phone while the other person is still mid-sentence, just so there is no awkward, "Ok, Ok, Bye now" junk.
**when someone is staring at me, I stare back until they look away.
**will not hug without real purpose.
**threatens to throw a punch every time I get defensive.

I am the kind of person most people avoid at all costs.

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2 comments

  1. I would never avoid you alyssa!! those things make you you...

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  2. I can relate to this on so many levels!

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