Unbelievable

by - 7:42:00 PM

There are some things that I just can't believe. And I don't know if I ever will. For instance:


Why is it that every single time I tell my husband I've watched While You Were Sleeping (you know, the one with Sandra Bullock), he thinks it's the same movie as Sleepless in Seattle. Seriously, there is nobody in a coma in Sleepless in Seattle. And really, Sandra and Meg look nothing alike.

I can't believe some people enjoy college. And school in general.

I can't believe people have such cute clothes. How can people have such cute clothes and I don't even have anything I feel comfortable to wear in public.

I can't believe I can work in an OB/GYN and think nothing of procedures or tests. Blood, exams, biopsies. Nothing phases me. But, when I come home to do the dishes, if there's a mushy piece of food, I nearly vomit into the sink.

I can't believe I just finished six seasons of The Office. That, my friends, is something I'd never thought I'd say.

I can't believe people think it's their right to ask me when I'm having children. Seriously? I'm pretty sure the only person that gets a say in that is D-money. I'm not married to you. And, if you want to carry my kid in your uterus for 40 weeks, feel free. Then I'd for sure start talking to you about the timing of my family. Until then, hush.

I can't believe I haven't washed my hair for three days. Oh, wait. I can.

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  1. Didn't you just get married? You've got to come up with something snarky to say to the people questioning you about having children. I always wanted to tell them that Patrick only had one... you know.

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