Throughout my life I've been mocked for many reasons. 

Through junior high I didn't brush my hair for a whole year. 

No lie. 

I always have my nose in a book. 

I cry in romantic movies. 

I cry when life changes. 

Heck, I just cry constantly. 

I became obsessed with my crushes. 

I would do just about anything if I was bribed with Taco Bell. 

I love Star Wars. 

When I start laughing, my nose flares and I can't  breathe. 

A consistent source of mockery has always been my abnormally large mouth. 

Earlier tonight I was showing my husband some old pictures;

proof, if you will, of my large mouth (proof that I should indeed be mocked for it, at least).

He was genuinely embarrassed to be married to me. 

 I won't tell him about the 60 pieces of double bubble; 

that'd be really embarrassing. 

While the family was together for my cousin's baby blessing the other day, 

I was tormented and teased until I proved I could fit my fist in my mouth...still.

They knew I could perform in the past, but apparently that wasn't enough. 

A couple days later...